Shrek Wow Lets Do That Again
Shrek (2001) 2000 teaser trailer
Narrator (Gene McGarr): For centuries, mothers and fathers have read these stories to the delight of children everywhere. But there is one tale that has yet to be told.
Shrek: (roars at Donkey)
[Donkey is terrified for a beat, then collects himself.]
Donkey: You definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cuz your breath STINKS!
Shrek: Really?
Narrator (Gene McGarr): DreamWorks Pictures presents Shrek.
Shrek: Don't look down.
Donkey: Don't look down. Don't look down.
[Donkey steps on a slat that gives way and drops into the boiling molt. He can't help but see through the opening.]
Donkey: Shrek! I'm lookin' down!
Narrator (Gene McGarr): ...the story of an unlikely hero who rescues a beautiful princess.
[Shrek bends over her, and grabs Fiona by the shoulders, shaking her.]
Fiona: [being shaken] Oh, oh...What?
[dragon roars]
Fiona: You didn't slay the dragon?!
Shrek: It's on my "to-do" list.
Narrator (Gene McGarr): ...from a nasty villain.
Lord Farquadd: Run, run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!
Gingy: You're a monster!
[Gingy spits milk in Farquaad's face. Farquaad slowly wipes it off.]
Narrator (Gene McGarr): ...with the help of his furry companion.
Donkey: You think that Shrek is your true love?
Fiona: Well...Yes.
[Both Donkey and Shrek exchange a look, then burst out laughing.]
Narrator (Gene McGarr): Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow.
Shrek: Yeah!
Fiona: What kind of knight are you?
Shrek: One of a kind.
Narrator (Gene McGarr): Everybody needs a little Shrek.
Shrek: Shrek.
Fiona: Shrek.
Donkey: Shrek?
Narrator (Gene McGarr): They got a big one.Shrek.
Donkey: I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitching.
MAY 2001
Theatrical Trailer #1
Shrek 2001 Official Trailer
(Jimmy Durante's cover of Frank Sinatra's "Young at Heart" plays)
Jimmy Durante (Offscreen): Fairy tales can come true, It can happen to you if you're young at heart.
Lord Farquadd: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?
Magic Mirror: Well, technically It's not perfect.
(The knights gasp and the song stops.)
Lord Farquadd: Ah, Thelonious...
[Thelonious holds up a small hand mirror and crushes it. Magic Mirror catches his own mistake.]
Lord Farquadd: You were saying...
Narrator (Gene McGarr): T'was long ago and far away in a land as different as night from day, where fairy tale creatures of a magical sort...
Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet! I'm a real boy!
[Pinocchio begins vibrating. His nose shoots out to five times its' previous length.]
Guard: Alright, this one's full. Take it away.
Narrator (Gene McGarr): ... were banished by a prince who was really short.
Heimlich: He huffed, und he puffed, und he -- signed an eviction notice.
Gingy: You're a monster!
[Gingy spits milk in Farquaad's face. Farquaad slowly wipes it off.]
Narrator (Gene McGarr): Now the one to save their neck...
Shrek: Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming?
[Startled, Shrek drops the mice and they escape past the Seven Dwarves who have just shoved Snow White, in her glass coffin, onto the table.]
Shrek: Hey!
[The dwarf looks up and meets Shrek's eyes just as Shrek turns to the table.]
Shrek: [continued] Oh no, no, no, no, dead girl off the table!
[Shrek shoves the sarcophagus back at the dwarves.]
Dwarf: Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.
[Confused Shrek rushes across the room and opens the bedroom door, revealing the Big Bad Wolf dressed in a nightie in Shrek's bed. Shrek stares in shock.]
Big Bad Wolf: [beat] What?
Narrator (Gene McGarr): ...is a hero named Shrek.
Donkey: Shrek?
Shrek: Shrek.
Fiona: Shrek.
Shrek: (roars at Donkey)
[Donkey is terrified for a beat, then collects himself.]
Donkey: Oh wow! That wasreally scary! And, if you don't mind me saying, You definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cuz your breath STINKS!
Narrator (Gene McGarr): But a tale like this will also need a princess...
Fiona: [being shaken] Oh, oh...What?
Narrator (Gene McGarr): … and a noble steed.
Donkey: Alright, I hope you heard that. She called me a "noble steed." She thinks I'm a steed.
Narrator (Gene McGarr): Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow.
Donkey: Ah, this is gonna be fun. We can stay up late swapping manly stories -- and in the morning, I'm makin' waffles.
Shrek: Don't look down.
[Donkey steps on a slat that gives way and drops into the boiling molt. He can't help but see through the opening.]
Donkey: Shrek! I'm lookin' down!
Donkey: You think that Shrek is your true love?
Fiona: Well...Yes.
[Both Donkey and Shrek exchange a look, then burst out laughing.]
Narrator (Gene McGarr): Shrek.
Donkey: I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitching.
MAY 2001
Theatrical Trailer #2
Shrek Trailer
Donkey: Princess, where are you? It's very spooky in here. I ain't playing no games.
Shrek: Huh, Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the--
[On Donkey, who finds himself eyeball to eyeball with the dragon. Donkey runs away.]
Donkey: DRAGON!!!!!!!!!
Narrator (Don LaFontaine): DreamWorks Pictures invites you to a land of fairy tales.
[Startled, Shrek drops the mice and they escape past the Seven Dwarves who have just shoved Snow White, in her glass coffin, onto the table.]
Shrek: Hey!
[The dwarf looks up and meets Shrek's eyes just as Shrek turns to the table.]
Shrek: [continued] Oh no, no, no, no, dead girl off the table!
[Shrek shoves the sarcophagus back at the dwarves.]
Dward: Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.
[Confused Shrek rushes across the room and opens the bedroom door, revealing the Big Bad Wolf dressed in a nightie in Shrek's bed. Shrek stares in shock.]
Big Bad Wolf: [beat] What?
Narrator (Don LaFontaine): Where an unlikely hero...
Shrek: (roars at Donkey)
[Donkey is terrified for a beat, then collects himself.]
Donkey: You definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cuz your breath STINKS!
Shrek: Really?
Narrator (Don LaFontaine): … rescues a fair princess...
[dragon roars]
Fiona: You didn't slay the dragon?!
Shrek: It's on my "to-do" list.
Narrator (Don LaFontaine): ... from a nasty villain...
Gingy: Eat me!
[Gingy spits milk in Farquaad's face. Farquaad slowly wipes it off.]
Narrator (Don LaFontaine): ... with the help of his trusty companion.
Donkey: Ah, this is gonna be fun. We can stay up late swapping manly stories -- and in the morning, I'm makin' waffles.
Narrator (Don LaFontaine): This summer, one name spells action...
Shrek: You're not exactly what I expected.
Narrator (Don LaFontaine): ... one name spells adventure...
Lord Farquadd: Have at him!
Donkey: Before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy.
Shrek: [slow-motion] R-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-N-N-N-N!
Narrator (Don LaFontaine): ... one name...
Shrek: Don't look down.
[Donkey steps on a slat that gives way and drops into the boiling molt. He can't help but see through the opening.]
Donkey: Shrek! I'm lookin' down!
Narrator (Don LaFontaine): ... spells romance...
[Shrek belches]
Donkey: It's no way to behave in front of a princess.
[Fiona Belches]
Donkey: Oh, wow! She's as nasty as you are.
Shrek: Come on!
Fiona: There's an arrow in your butt!
Shrek: Ohh! Ow!
Narrator (Don LaFontaine): … and that name is...
Fiona: Shrek.
Donkey: Shrek?
Shrek: Thank you very much! I'm here till Thursday.
Narrator (Don LaFontaine): Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow.
Donkey: You love this woman, don't you?
Shrek: Yes.
Donkey: You wanna hold her?
Shrek: Yes.
Donkey: Please her?
Shrek: Yes!
Donkey: ♪ Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness! ♪
Narrator (Don LaFontaine): Shrek.
Donkey: Wow! Let's do that again!! [makes ready to run over and pull the lever again]
Shrek: [grabs Donkey's tail and holds him still] No! No No--
MAY 2001
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